Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Not Your Average Super Hero


Imagine being in the only woman in the Fantastic Four...

Imagine being probably the ONLY woman in the world who has the ability to bend and manipulate light to render herself and others invisible and can generate force fields(which she uses for a variety of defensive and offensive effects)...


YES, i am talking about Invisible Woman!
Big bust and everything...
Now why would she want to turn invisible again?
*ahem*
We'll get to that later...


I would so love to have her super power! If you feel abit of dejavu, do not fret as i have mentioned about wanting to have invisible powers before.
Refer to my "Superpower" post.

Anyways, ever wondered how she lived her day-to-day life? Let's take it down a notch, like when she's not busy saving the world and before she even got together with Mr Fantastic.
What was she doing?

With a hot bod and a pretty face to boot, this chick here has been using her powers for her OWN good. Not saying it like it's a bad thing to think of herself once in a while instead of others (you know what i mean), but for her own personal usage. Which might I add is very much useful when in her position. What was she doing you ask?

Well, she was busy going on multiple dates of course! She's not desperate, just that she has a mother who so badly wants her to have a partner since she's going to be stuck to 3 other guys whom mum aint all that pleased with. Come on, a guy who can stretch himself like a rubberband, a guy who can burn almost anything if he wants to, and a really freakishly big red looking dude who looks like he needs to soak himself in a pool of moisturizer because he looks so darn cracked! Moreover, he's called The Thing... Any mother would be afraid if her daughter was staying together with someone or something called "The Thing".

So mum's on a mission to find a good boy for her daughter so he can look after her. Kind of doesn't make much sense since Mr. Fantastic, Human Torch, and The Thing can take care of her way better than the average man can. Mums... Go figure.

When Invisible Woman is being set on a blind date, she confidently goes ahead with it hoping as well that the person would be the one for her. But everything changes at the dinner table...
The guys she goes out with has all sorts of problems with them.

Date #1: Guy has extreme case of sinus. Don't even try imagining it...
#2: Guy has bad table manners, totally barbaric when handling food, imagine him handling women...0_o....Oh the HORROR!
#3: Guy is emotionally unbalanced.
#4: Guy can't forget his ex-girlfriend. Terrible. Imagine hearing this the whole night, "My ex does that too". Enough said.
#5: Guy too nervous over the date, that he acts weirdly all the time. Absolutely not comfortable to be with.
#6: Guy can't keep his eyes away from her cleavage. He doesn't know how to look discretely! Almost as if he's in a trance at that area. Totally out.

...and the list goes on...

Normally when on a date, she would use her invisible powers to make her pimple invisible, food stains on her outfit be hidden, and so on.
However, when on a date with a guy who freaks her out and would be a burden to obligue to stay, she would make herself invisible and just walk out of the date. Wouldn't even think twice of going back.
On another note, after the first date, and the guy starts to feel lucky, he's try to plant one on her.

But thanks to her force field...


...not only can she stop bullets,
she can also stop them from kissing her
or even invading into her personal space!
*evil laugh*
Genius.

This post is especially for Nuffnang's Exclusive private screening of Hancock!

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3 comments:

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