...the continuation of how Minotaur sucked balls
Warning: This blog contains stoopid and idiotic spoilers that could leave you laughing or just make you go "what the...?"
I went to watch the movie with Lee, Siree, and Ju lyirn in Cineleisure at about 12:10 am. Mannn, no words can describe how idiotic that movie was. I mean, seriously... WHAT THE HELL?!?! I really don't know what goes on in the director's head man. Whats his deal? He made the brother want to have his "seeds" in his sister or have his sister bear his seeds...what the motherrrrr....cmon, thats gross man, sicko. I knowlah, your sister damn hot to the bones, but don't go wanting to make love to her.
Oh and btw, this is shockingly rated "U"...there was this part (more like a couple) where *tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut* (seducing stuff) happened, and I went to ask Lee, "Are you sure this is rated U?"
wtf!
*sighs*
Anyways, I found this part funny, when the group of them who was trapped down in the Minotaur's lair of figgin dumb doom found one of the girls unconscious, when they woke her up. She automatically told them her dream, which is ...erm....like....wtf.... When you wake up trapped somewhere where the stoopid Horny Minotaur could come anytime and kill ya, you tell them your "awesomeness" dream. Wooooooow, how fascinating... Wished the horny god would kill her first instead...damn.
Honest to goodness, I don't know which was it that made me doze of to sleep countless times in the cinema. Either it was due to it being late at night or rather super early in the morning, or it was due to the lameness that the movie has to offer.
*doink*To be fair, it's bothlah...Hmm, but still i'd like to say that it's the movie's fault!
*nenenebubu*Oh yeah, and what is it with that
CUN GAS they've been sniffing from an animal's skull? It's damn weird weih. It's like, gas that makes them go all horny or something. LOL. I'm serious, you should see the guy's face after breathing it deep, like having orgasm.
*sigh sigh sigh*. Then when the hot sister breathed it deep, she went to the 2 virgin girls
(who will be fed/sacrificed to the Minotaur), she breathed out the gas from her mouth, and suddenly all 3 girls got horny. It was censored in the cinema tho, but they did show abit
(part where she licked one of the girl's nose, ewww, for Chirst sake man, kononnya to unpurify them)
...pfftt, horny director who's obsessed with lesbianism.
There was occasional laughter from the audience, need i say more? Even the annoying part of the "imaginary" girl whom the lead actor Theo loved, kept calling out his name,
"Theoooo....Theoooo...Theoooo......." Good lord, so many times!!!! Till some chinese dudes in the cinema mimicked out loud,
"Thiiiieuuuuu....Thiiieeeuuuu.....Thiiiieeuuuu..." Funny.
And last but not least, the funny subtitles. But this is not the director's fault. Won't bang him this time. Hehe, it's the cun skills of the translator!
*applause*For me, I don't pay attention to subtitles until I need it lah. So at one point, it was towards the end of the show
(oh thank god), and the hot sister told everyone else to take off their masks since the Minotaur is killed. She said
"Take off your masks!..... Take away your shame!". They were looking at the people around them, hesitant at the command, looking pretty funny with their confused expressions. Anyways, the audience started laughing for some reason. I didn't understand, so I laughed anyways, since the people looked funny while taking off their masks. Then suddenly I realized that they weren't laughing at the people, but laughing at the subtitles! It was written,
"Tanggalkan topeng anda!.... Menanggalkan kemaluan anda!"
=_="
I'm sure there were actually more funny subtitleslah
(never really paid attention), but that one probably takes the cakelah since thats when everyone started laughing alot.
Ok, I think i'm done with his movie. GOOD RIDDANCE.
Please let the next movie be Horton Meets Hears a Who.
On another note, Dad told us few months ago that he wants to get his ear pierced...
*ackward silence*
Anyways, today I just randomly brought up the topic during dinner time when we were in a Chinese restaurant in PJ.
Me: Di, are you seriously thinking of piercing your ear? Why not pierce your nose or something..
Daddy: *grins* huh, not nowlah...now cannot, still working, after when I retire. Now if i do, then people will be like "what the..."
Me: hehe, where you want to pierce? Up or down?
Daddy: Down, on my left ear...
*places finger on left ear*Me: Eee, so gaylah. Want kind of earring you want anyways?
Daddy: I want the long ones, not those big ones like diamonds, not nice. Not man enough. The longer ones more manly.
Me: *widens eyes* *BURST OF LAUGHTER* Are you sure? I thought it was opposite, I prefer the diamond ones.
*imagines dad with a long dangling earring*Daddy: Are you wearing earrings?
Me: not at the moment.
Daddy: You should wear if not the hole gets smaller.
Me: yeah I know, I wore it yesterday anyways, I malas to wear today.
Daddy: Those guys that wears those big ones that makes a hole in their ear not nice. Like those aborigines.
Me: yeah, not nice
*thanks god at least he agrees with me that it's not nice, imagine him having a hole in his ear lobe, wtffff*Hmm, I guess he wants to get the whole jing bang to match his tattoo. Either that or he's having some sort of mid-life crisis going on. Hmm, I wonder what's next... nipple piercing???
Ok, I think i'm done, till next time kids...
Sniff gas and get high!Cheers!
